I am sitting in the theater surrounded by men in tuxedos and women in expensive gowns. My eyes are closed. My palms are sweaty. I know that I am being watched on a split screen by millions of people, and they are watching me freak out. Suddenly, I hear my name called out. Everyone begins to clap as I hug the people around me. I give a big kiss to the blonde that is accompanying me, but I can’t remember her name. After all, we just met a few hours ago.
I can’t feel myself walking down the aisle and onto the stage. But, I know who’s waiting for me. Winona Ryder, the presenter, is smiling and looking at me with eyes that are saying this is not the only award I will be getting tonight. I give her a kiss on the cheek as she hands me….
Is it a dream? Kind of but not really. Today, I was honored to receive this award from Fern over at The Fur Files. Check out her blog. She writes about a bunch of things, including marriage and sex. Wait, marriage and sex go together?
I am not sure what rules I need to follow to complete the reception of this award, so I am just going to list my favorite Sweets.
I wonder if it is as sweet right side up.
Angels sang when Hot Tamales were first born in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
This song by James Taylor.
Sweetness!
This song by Aerosmith.
The aforementioned Miss Ryder.
Thanks again, Fern.
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