There’s not much happening in my mind tonight, so I am going to break out the old Inspiro app to see what pops up. For those not in the know, Inspiro is designed to break writer’s block and pump out potential ideas. It produces word combinations and scenes that could inspire a story. Different sections create different things, but one thing is certain. Some weird stuff comes out of it.
The Muse
Early American prostitutes first thing in the morning– This has some real possibilities – especially for an expert in historical prostitution like me. This post is supposed to be an attempt at entertainment, but this line is thought-provoking. Prostitution was rampant in the British colonies and throughout the Revolutionary period. Heck, it has always been rampant. Morning is just as good a time to get a prostitute as any other.
This is a lot more fun than dumping tea in the water.
Handmade underwear on Uranus– Isn’t underwear designed to cover Uranus?
Put on some drawers!
Silent tubas in the 1930s– I think tubas are just as good silent as noisy. Think about marching bands. Tubas can be used as a dancing prop. They can be used to form words. In the 1930s, they could have been used as shelter by hobos.
Yes, there are such people.
Scenarios
A woodpecker involved in a love triangle with an alligator – I can hear Troy from Swamp People now. “What’s he doin’ to that peckerwood? Choot ’em! Choot ’em!”
Laugh your way out of this one, Woody.
A mouse sitting on top of your best friend– Uh, dude. There’s something on your head.
It could be worse…Actually, it couldn’t.
A prostitute sitting on top of a gangster –This has never happened. Who would even think something like this?
When I Googled “prostitute sitting on top of a gangster”, this is not the image that I expected to pop up.
The Daydream Machine
A dirty mind can be poetry– There once was a man from Nantucket…Well, you can fill in the rest of it.
I have found the church for me.
The unknowable is sometimes mystery –Sometimes but not all of the time.
The real mystery: how many times did Robert Stack have plastic surgery?
The AntiChrist looks like hot sex– This is exactly what I learned in church. No wonder I haven’t been back.
Google AntiChrist, and you will see that the AntiChrist does not look like hot sex. He looks like two people: George Bush and Barack Obama.
That’s it. I’m finished being inspired by Inspiro. Next time, I will try to write a real post.
SBI: A Thinning Crowd 
Spent half of the time laughing (love that prostitute and the gangster, and the two popular antichrists), and the other half of time searching words on wikipedia, and laughing.
I’m glad you liked it. Honestly, I was worried that it wasn’t a very good post.
I’m not familiar with this app. Thanks for the information and all the smiles. Have a great weekend.
It’s a fun app to play around with. You never know what might pop up.
So funny! Thanks for the app info.
I’m glad you liked it. You should check out the app.