Alternate Versions of My Image

14 Nov

Somewhere in the archives of Surrounded by Imbeciles is a post about Googling myself. It turns out that there are a lot of me’s in the hinterlands of the Internet. Since I can’t think of anything to write about, I decided to return to this theme and Google images of me.

Let’s see what alternate versions of me pop up.

Here’s the very first one. I hope that he is playing the theme song for The Benny Hill Show.

I wonder if birds ever crap on his shirt and cover up the turtles.

Yes, this is my car. I am the blue version of Thomas Magnum. My friend T.C. will be arriving in his Lifesaver-themed helicopter.

Is this what a history professor is supposed to look like?

Hey, I am multi-talented when it comes to instrumentation. First, a saxophone. Now, a guitar.

If I could only find a lead singer, then I would have an alternative me band. Hey, what do you know?

I’m pissed that I have to be on the radio. I was meant to be on television.

I know, the beard really makes a statement. I’m not sure what the statement is, but it makes it.

Me the sideways Hermit.

I know you aren’t looking at me because you are wondering what that thing is on the wall. Could it be a giant, multi-colored rendition of sperm?

There are hundreds of these out there, but I will stop. You guys have probably had enough. Besides, I may need to come back to this subject when I can’t think of anything else to write.

11 Responses to “Alternate Versions of My Image”

  1. Madame Weebles November 14, 2012 at 04:38 #

    That’s quite a collection of alter egos/namesakes you have there. I’ll have to see what mine look like. I do know there’s a woman with my exact same name who is a nutrition and fitness expert. So she’s basically the polar opposite of me.

    • Rick November 14, 2012 at 04:52 #

      Ha. And, you have a picture of yourself posted. I’ll have to figure out which one it is.

  2. Manu Kurup November 15, 2012 at 00:45 #

    This is a great idea. 🙂
    i shall do it and see what kind of images will pop up 🙂

    • Rick November 15, 2012 at 02:37 #

      Check it out. You never know what might pop up.

  3. DyingNote November 15, 2012 at 04:20 #

    And did you find one of yourself?

    Great post, Rick. Of particular relevance to me when I was stuck for words for a few days. This reminds me that there’s always something interesting to write about

    • Rick November 15, 2012 at 14:40 #

      I found myself somewhere in the third grouping. When I have found myself at a loss of words, I just write about being at a loss of words.

  4. John November 15, 2012 at 16:35 #

    You are a man of many faces.

    • Rick November 15, 2012 at 18:45 #

      Me, Lon Chaney and Lon Chaney, Jr.

  5. akb_TheProjectionBooth November 18, 2012 at 04:26 #

    This is fantastic.

    And yes, that *is* what history professors are supposed to look like…if they’re British, anyway.

    • akb_TheProjectionBooth November 18, 2012 at 04:31 #

      Well that’s boring. Apparently when you Google Image search my name all you get are pictures of me, screenshots from a couple of short films, and pictures of bacon (my last name is bacon).

      • Rick November 18, 2012 at 07:30 #

        Everybody likes bacon. It took a while to find a picture of me. That gave me the funny feeling that I haven’t left much of an impression.

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