Last night, it hit me. I know who should receive the first Yard Dog Award.
Almost a year ago, there was some activity at a house in our neighborhood. When my wife drove by, she saw some activity. There were a lot of cars and people taking stuff into the house. My good friend who lives down the street saw the same thing. Unfortunately, I did not see anything because I was at our university’s graduation.
Anyway, they did not think anything about it. They could have been having a party or some other sort of get together. Well, a get together it was. The next week, my friend who lives down the street told me that they were filming a porn movie. Yep. They filmed a porn movie in our neighborhood.
Since that time, we have heard more about the story. The police were called. One neighbor went over and tried to beat someone up. Another neighbor called authorities and kept screaming, “It’s Sodom and Gomorrah! It’s Sodom and Gomorrah!”
Everyone was up in arms except for those of us who did not know what was going on until after the fact. If my wife and my friend had realized what it was all about, then they may have paid closer attention.
With all of that being said, the first Yard Dog Award goes to the people who filmed a porn movie in our neighborhood.
For all I know, they are filming porn movies all over the valley and no one told me. Unless they get “busted,” how would I know? I could be missing the biggest news of the decade here in the valley!
We missed it, and we are usually in the know on local stuff.
Seem as though some other local prominent group beat you to it in honoring this Yard Dog, but you award seems more fitting.
Pam
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I heard about that.
Yep! !!They deserved the Award! !!!
The neighborhood will never be the same again…..my, oh, my!!!
I’m kinda speechless over that one
:-D! !!!
I can’t believe we didn’t know it beforehand. Usually, we are up on our info.
Yes, but apart from that, were they good neighbors? 😉
Excellent recipient for the award.
Well, they didn’t invite over for the wrap up party. That wasn’t very neighborly.
(you sure we can’t use politicians?)
i was going to use Bieber, but then i figured i’d probably be doing the same damn things – or worse – if i was in his situation.
almost ANY thief deserves the award. i’ve had 3 bikes stolen off me. i figure if you are sly enough and able enough steal a bike and ride it away you are able bodied enough to work for a living. you useless Yard Dog.
Yeah. Who steals a bicycle anyway?
In Calgary there are people who make a living stealing bikes. Some bikes are worth many hundreds of dollars – or more.