Somewhere in the archives of Surrounded by Imbeciles is a post about Googling myself. It turns out that there are a lot of me’s in the hinterlands of the Internet. Since I can’t think of anything to write about, I decided to return to this theme and Google images of me.
Let’s see what alternate versions of me pop up.
Here’s the very first one. I hope that he is playing the theme song for The Benny Hill Show.
I wonder if birds ever crap on his shirt and cover up the turtles.
Yes, this is my car. I am the blue version of Thomas Magnum. My friend T.C. will be arriving in his Lifesaver-themed helicopter.
Is this what a history professor is supposed to look like?
Hey, I am multi-talented when it comes to instrumentation. First, a saxophone. Now, a guitar.
If I could only find a lead singer, then I would have an alternative me band. Hey, what do you know?
I’m pissed that I have to be on the radio. I was meant to be on television.
I know, the beard really makes a statement. I’m not sure what the statement is, but it makes it.
Me the sideways Hermit.
I know you aren’t looking at me because you are wondering what that thing is on the wall. Could it be a giant, multi-colored rendition of sperm?
There are hundreds of these out there, but I will stop. You guys have probably had enough. Besides, I may need to come back to this subject when I can’t think of anything else to write.
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