This week, I gave tests and noticed a peculiar phenomenon. One of the questions as about the final version of the Fort Laramie Treaty, and, in every class, students asked what that meant. Did it mean the treaty as it was originally agreed upon? Or, did it mean the treaty as it ended up?
I always answered, “Final means final.”
This issue has been running through my mind. Was the question not clear? Were the students just making sure that they were reading the question correctly? Was final the right word?
I looked it up.
Merriam-Webster defines final as:
1
a : not to be altered or undone <all sales are final>
b : of or relating to a concluding court action or proceeding <final decree>
2
: coming at the end : being the last in a series, process, or progress <the final chapter> <final exams>
3
: of or relating to the ultimate purpose or result of a process <our final goal> <the final product>
Do any of those fit a question that asks about the final version of the Fort Laramie Treaty?
Anyway, it has been bothering me that several students asked if final meant final. It has also been bothering me that the word final is tangling up my mind. To get rid of it, here are some things that are final.
Final Four (March Madness)
Final Exam (which will not have a question about the final version of anything)
Final Countdown (the movie starring Kirk Douglas and Martin Sheen about a modern-day aircraft carrier that goes back to Pearl Harbor in 1941)
Final Countdown (the song by Europe that was inspired by the movie)
Final Fantasy (a video game that I have not played)
Final Destination (a movie series of which I have only seen the first one)
Can you think of anything else that is final?
Finally, the word final is out of my head, but I may never figure out why so many people asked what I meant by final.
SBI: A Thinning Crowd 