Which Witch is Which

7 Feb

The other night, we, like a ton of other people, went to a Super Bowl party. It was a fun gathering with great food and great friends. As often happens, I learned a few things while I was there.

First, people at Super Bowl parties do not watch the Super Bowl. During the game, they eat, talk, mingle and all sorts of other things. I was guilty of this because I did not care who won the game. It was background music for what was happening within the room. However, the same people got quiet and paid attention to the halftime show.

In short, I learned that a lot of people watch a concert and a football game breaks out.

Secondly, I learned that Katy Perry, the halftime performer, is a witch. At least, this is what folks on social media were saying. Of course, that would be a pretty sharp turn for someone who used to be a Christian singer and likes to dance with Jabberjaw.Shark

A halftime show being performed by a witch follows a line of Super Bowl halftime shows that sent dark forces through our television screens.

Madonna’s performance was designed by the Illuminati and announced the arrival of the Antichrist. If you do not believe it, then look around the Internet. It is all right there.

Not to be outdone, Beyonce’s performance was also filled with Illuminati symbolism. I am not sure what message they were trying to get across, but Beyonce did all she could to get everyone’s attention. Heck, she even knocked out the lights, which allowed the field to be brought from the dark to the light. Illuminati was written all over it.

With all of the symbolism during these shows, I wonder if they used the symbol himself, Prince. That purple guitar has to mean something.

To honor Katy Perry’s witchiness and all of these performers for their service to the dark forces, here are a few of my favorite witches.

Samantha Stevens – She tried to hide her powers, but they always saved the day.Bewitched

However, I do not understand why someone with her skills did not notice when her husband turned into another person.

Stevie Nicks – My favorite witch of all time.Stevie

The dressed like a witch. She sang about witches. She is the coolest witch of all time.

The Bell Witch – I have to include some local lore. I will not go into the entire story, but she is the only witch to be officially recognized by the United States government.Bell Witch

Any kid who grows up in Tennessee knows that you never stand in front of a mirror and say her name three times.

Broom Hilda – We had a high school teacher that we called Broom Hilda.Broom Hilda

It was not nice, but she earned it.

Melisandre – Anyone who watches Game of Thrones knows all about her.Melisandre

She can convince kings to burn people at the stake, and she can give birth to smoke monsters.

Rhea of the Coos – There cannot be a list of witches without including one created by Stephen King.Rhea

The Dark Tower series is filled with dangerous characters, but Rhea of the Coos is one of the most dangerous.

The Witch – She does not need a name. She only needs her feminine ways to lure Conan the Barbarian into her lair.Conan

He threw her into a fire, but she came a lot closer to killing him than James Earl Jones ever did.

Marie Laveau – She was the Witch Queen of New Orleans and was said to remain forever young. Redbone recorded a great song about her, and people visit her grave.Marie

I have been there and drawn three X’s on her tomb. That is supposed to wake her up to offer some black magic help for anyone who needs it.

There are plenty of more witches out there casting spells and dancing in the woods. I wonder which one the Illuminati will get to perform at next year’s Super Bowl.

12 Responses to “Which Witch is Which”

  1. Marilyn Armstrong February 7, 2015 at 03:46 #

    Hm. We tuned out at half time and watched something else, then came back and watched that amazing second half. I guess we did it wrong, huh.

    • Rick February 7, 2015 at 04:01 #

      Not sure about that. I can promise if I had a team in it, then I would have been focused. However, it’s amazing how a football game has become a holiday.

      • Marilyn Armstrong February 7, 2015 at 04:20 #

        I suppose it’s age related too. We are past the point of junk food orgies, even with friends.

  2. DyingNote February 7, 2015 at 04:13 #

    I see you have quietly stayed away from what black magic help Marie Laveau offered you.

    • Rick February 7, 2015 at 04:34 #

      That might be a subject for another post.

  3. shutterbugshea February 7, 2015 at 05:40 #

    I think I know Broom Hilda 😃.

    • Rick February 7, 2015 at 14:22 #

      Is she a friend of yours?

  4. jcalberta February 7, 2015 at 17:23 #

    I think it’s the witch with the chalice from the palace … ?
    The flagon with the dragon?
    Yep, there’s witches around to be sure. Most of them ain’t bad. Definitely can be though. Witchcraft is still widely practiced in places on this planet. Yet in some cultures witches are/were healers or Wisemen … so it’s a wide spectrum.

    • Rick February 7, 2015 at 19:49 #

      I’m not sure I have ever met a witch, but I think it would be cool if I did.

  5. NotAPunkRocker February 10, 2015 at 17:13 #

    Jabberjaw! I knew that was familiar! 😀

    • Rick February 10, 2015 at 17:19 #

      Jabberjaw is one of the all-time great cartoons.


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