Do you ever look at the Search Terms that pop up in your Stats and wonder a few things? Who looks this stuff up? How did they get to this blog? When did spelling get thrown out of the window? I just looked through the Search Terms from the past 30 days and saw a few that stood out.
I decided to list a few, but there will be some additions. I may have a couple of comments, but the real fun will be visual. I am going to do an image search of each one and pick out the best photo.
listoeia dwnuwo maexco – Understand?
So, this is what a listoeia dwnuwo meaxco is.
what does dreaming about sailing into the sunset on a motorcycle represent? – It means that you have invented a new mode of transportation, the floating motorcycle. I suggest you get a patent.
Nice boat
funicello guns – Annette made a lot of beach movies, but none of them involved shooting her way through an amphibious invasion.
Not a gun in sight.
frank sinatra and jesse james – Now, those two would have had fun together.
Brad Pitt made a movie about Jesse James and was in a remake of a Frank Sinatra classic. That is as close as I can get.
johnny ringo porn girls – Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your porn ‘stache.
It is the safest picture I could use. I just do not know how it got in the mix.
watch the porn version of smokey and the bandit – If this exists, then I must watch it while having a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper.
The movie he wishes he had made.
dickersonroadwhores – You have to be from Nashville to understand this one, but I guarantee the girls on Dickerson Road know how to put spaces between words.
Yep, that is what happens on Dickerson Road.
tombstone az 1 square fot deed souvineer – I have always wanted a fot as a souvineer.
Just try not to end up six fot under.
imbeciles poem – I am honored that someone has described the imbecility of the world in iambic pentameter.
I have to buy this book.
Anyway, that was my “I cannot think of anything else so I will write this” post of the month. I promise that better content is on its way.
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Funny post! – I get plenty of amusement from looking at the search terms and I have written an occasional post about it – this was the most recent – http://apetcher.wordpress.com/2014/02/27/its-nice-to-feel-useful-4/ My favourite remains – ““can pubic hair grow more with regain”
That’s hilarious. Who would ask a question like that?
Although I get referrals through search, the search terms are often not listed. I wonder if they’re all necrophiles using…umm…unmentionable search terms. Of late – even when I was not writing – I’ve been getting a steady stream of visitors from semalt.com. Are you seeing something of that on your blog too?
I haven’t seen anything from there, but I get a lot of “unknown” search terms. I often wonder what they are.